Entry: just Sunday, August 13, 2006



i dont know, what im gonna write down. sorry, just this is just a waste of time..

actually, i just figured out some good ideas if you want to take suicide.. yeah.. first thing to do is, of course, be ready for your going out of breath.. never think twice.. once you think of it, go and do it for you might not be able to take suicide if you'll refer to other person about what you want  to do.. yeah, they will definitely stop you.

second.. make a great note.. of course, start it with the date then the word Dear Blah Blah, write all your miseries and regrets.. so when you die, it will not be hard for your family and friends to look for the reasons why you did it.

third.. look for a good time.. yeah, the best time is 9:00pm to midnight.. (well, for me) but other people commit it by morning, you know why, its because no one will think that you're going to commit suicide by that time, i mean its unexpected.. yeah.. but actually it depends on your schedule.. so its up to you..

fourth.. go and have some money and eat all kinds of food in the whole wide world.. yeah.. its better if you will eat at home, just use the phone and ask for delivery.. its better..

fifth... now, when you're already full, go upstairs (or wherever your room is) then lock the door, then sleep hangang sa bangungutin ka. yeah.. that's much nicer than laslas ng pulso style.. right? and of course never ever forget to sleep with your note, so it wont be hard for them to look for it.

well.. i hope it helps.. no, just joking. this is so so bad of me.

   3 comments

Name
May 1, 2008   09:27 AM PDT
 
was here.. you have a nice page...
aiRah
October 20, 2006   08:12 PM PDT
 
waaah... update? :-)

have a nice day! *hugs*
jasmine
August 15, 2006   02:10 PM PDT
 
You know I have read something of this nature from Bob Ong. He has a book titled "Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ang Pinoy" and there's an area there on the process to commit suicide. Of course, its not taken seriously, but the article is so darn hilarious! You should read it. :D

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